Life is a bitch and then you die. Right? Wrong! Life may be a bitch but you don't have to just roll over, give up, hide, screw up, and then die. Make life your bitch!

If you don't find this funny, you need a laughing coach. If you do like the idea, get a life coach. "Why," you ask? Because to concur life you need the help of an expert!

Life is no simple m…